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Originally Posted by Rain Man
It's too soon.
Appropriate waiting times are as follows:
Maimed stranger - 3 minutes
Maimed child stranger - 30 minutes
Chiefs loss - 8 hours
Linebacker murder-suicide - 2 days
Chiefs playoff loss - 2 years
Matt Cassel - 5 years
the kicker that shall go unnamedt - Half-life of uranium isotope
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.
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