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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead
I'll take that as a no. Thanks, o Lord!
Now for a bigger question: I'm taking this thread as proof that you actually exist, are a supreme being and created life as we know it, etc. This flies in the face of 31 years of intense theological study that convinced me otherwise.
Do you mind if I don't worship you? Because I really don't have time for it.
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I Don't Really Feel Like I Need To Be Worshipped, Honestly. Stopped Feeling That Way About 600 Years Or So Ago.
What's The Point? Seriously, I Get Almost Nothing Out Of It Anymore.
Can You Be Nicer, Though? Care About People Who Are Less Fortunate? Give More Of What You Have Away And Provide More For People Who Will Never Be Able To Return The Favor?
You Should Do Those Things. I Care More About That Than I Do How Many Times You Hit The Deck To Thank Me For Shit I Did A Million Years Ago.