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Oh my God. This is an amazing story:

Originally Posted by locdogg

I thought you guys may get a kick out of this story my sister just told me.

She's a grade school teacher in a pretty ritzy school district, and she has an art class with 6th graders. In her class she has 20-ish regular students and 4 special needs students. One of her special needs students is this big black kid named D'wan. He pretty much just sits by himself for the hour, drawing with crayons or whatever and for the most part doesn't say much.

Well D'wan for the past few weeks has been drawing the same figure with long blonde hair and U's in the chest with little dots in the center. I guess this wasn't an isolated case just in art class because the other teachers noticed it too. Two of the teachers, both like 60 year old ladies, started talking the break room to my sister about it. They were pretty scandalized by the whole thing and began speculating on why this 11 year old black kid was drawing topless white women in class. According to my sister, one hypothesis was that perhaps someone in his home was had women over who would walk around nude at this kids house.

Well my sister thought that was pretty ****ing stupid or whatever, so she decided to investigate. Her first, and most obvious choice was to ask this kid who the topless white woman with long blonde hair was.

"D'wan, who's that you're drawing?"

"That? Oh, that's Edge."