lol
I want you to picture my horror, when the first girl I had to talk to weighed about 300 pounds. Not kidding. We talked for what seemed like 10 minutes. Each second was as long as a life age. Then the bell rang.
The bell to BEGIN our first speed date.
So we talked some more. She was really a stunning conversationalist.
Five minutes goes REALLY fast, thankfully.
I picked 3/19. I actually liked 4 of them, but two of them were friends. Not dealing with that.
Also got to hear some great stories about the creepy dudes I saw walking around. One of them asked a girl "do you think we would have attractive children?"
Two more almost made the cut, but one of them seemed crazy and reminded me too much of Sarah Jessica Parker. The other one, well...you should always view someone from an alternate angle.
This was far more horrifying for the women, I'm sure. There was a guy walking around who looked like he had at LEAST 3 World of Warcraft characters. I felt bad watching him try to force conversation with a girl who looked like Anne Hathway.
(yes I picked her)
(I think she likes me)