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04-09-2014, 12:29 AM
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Rausch
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Dude, I thought she had stumps for legs until I noticed her tiny feet on second look.
Not only would I hump a midget (were I single) but that might just be my dream midget...
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"He had no teeth, and he was slobbering all over himself. I'm thinking, 'You can have your money back, just get me out of here. Let me go be an accountant." I can't tell you how badly I wanted out of there."
Denver rookie QB John Elway, on Jack Lambert, after Lambert and the Steelers knocked Elway out of his first game as a pro (1983).
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I wish I always ended up at gay bars.
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