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Originally Posted by PGM
63. rico
rico has come along way in the last month. After not being on the list he has rocketed up the charts. Has a reputation as a solid poster even though he is a bit long winded sometimes. That is pretty good considering only a third of his 3k posts have been read. The long winded ness extends to the bedroom as well. Mrs. Swaff often finishes before he can get it in.
Speaking of the Mrs. they met at a family reunion (don't worry she's a 2nd cousin). They fell in love in typical Iowa fashion after he suplexed her on to his cock after the three legged race.
Pros: Has a hot wife and a killer figure 4 leg lock.
Cons: Probably doesn't want to get this one pregnant. ..just to be safe.
Outlook: Learns to condense his posts, ends the year in the top 10 of post count as a result. Gets banned for calling frazod fat in a hundred a different ways.
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Haha honestly, I thought you did better at this than I was guessing someone was going to do at it, if it were to happen. I think Dane would have done well because he is brilliant/funny. I thought Clay would have done well for the dude is creative, funny as shit and reads everything. TimBone, I thought had an outside chance because he "reads every word." I thought you did well and pretty much thought you would prior to, for we seem to think the same shit is funny.
One thing is for sure, when you post, "tl;dr," I am going to think to myself "yeah right," because some of the stuff you posted such as; Mrs. Swaff (I think any time I've mentioned that part of my last name, it has been in the middle of a long, rambling post) and the family reunion 2nd cousin thing (which I assume was a reference to the brass-knuckle beat down I received from a dude who I saw at a family reunion a couple years later, where we found out our grandmothers were sisters). Haha, both of those references were in the middle of long, rambling posts...that you probably responded to with, "tl;dr."
However, I do have some thoughts where you were off a bit, homie. (insert Austin Powers Goldmember pic here) I'll get to those after class or during my next break. Good job though, dudely.