After a nearly perfect preseason, Bernie Kosar is the Chiefs new starting QB. Unfortunately, Terrell Davis is still Denver's starting RB, and is now a 93 OVR.
Great job of tackling there by Charles Mincy. Let's see how Terrell Davis does, though.
OH CHRIST. TD DOWN IS DOWN AND GRABBING FOR THAT KNEE. ALREADY?!!??! Not to worry though, because Chiefs fans are FEELING THE BERN!!!
****in' Bernie Kosar, man! Unfortunately he doesn't play ST.
Jesus Christ, you can already tell this is going to be a shootout. The game isn't even five minutes old. Crazy shit is going to happen in this game and LOOK SOME CRAZY SHIT HAPPENED:
Yes fans, that's a young Frank Wycheck, just signed in time for the regular season to be the third tight end, coming up big. This leads to a FG. After an exchange of turnovers, the Chiefs tie the game at 17 just before halftime with a short slant to Qunin Early.
The Bern is burning Denver pretty good so far. And the third quarter opens with a massive 8-minute drive capped with Herschel Walker scoring his first Chiefs TD on 4th and 1 at the goal line. And then I get Faulked.
Jesus Christ, Charles Mincy. The Chiefs and Broncos then exchange field goals, and it's 27-all with 4 minutes remaining. Bernie gets the Chiefs in field goal range, and then shows he's not Joe Montana.
30-27. Is Elway going to Faulk me, now?
**** you refs. We're going to overtime I guess. Come on Bernie!
Yeah, you aren't Joe Montana. The Chiefs do get a field goal, though. It's 33-30 and all I have to do is stop Elway once. JUST ONCE. COME ON.
DT! It's 4th and 15 from the 37, and the Broncos elect to go for it. Marty grabs his nuts and sends a blitz after Elway.
BALLGAME!
FEEL THE BERN
