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Originally Posted by rico

I'm assuming you've never knocked up a biatch? My experience in knocking up my biatch wife has been awesome... you have 9 months where she is hormonal, yet simultaneously horny as hell and you are able to splooge your little guys inside of her without any repercussions because the repercussion is already in the process.

I love humping my wife when she is prego. It's 9 months of unprotected sex without repercussions...the belly is there, but that doesn't make her fat...it just makes her pregnant.

My God, I just had an epiphany...I'm probably going to have to get the snippy-snappies eventually. My wife hates having sex without a condom. She won't take birth control because she thinks it makes her fat (it doesn't). And she wants to have a wrestler. (she's a wrestling fanatic)..as do I....and all of our children have been girls so far. And although I am the oldest of 4 bros, I suspect that I may take after my Grandpa who had a shit-ton of girls. My Great-Grandpa Lietsch had 16 kids, 14 girls, 2 boys. The 10th child was a boy and the 16th child was a boy...so they were obviously trying for boys. And he was biased towards them...the 2 main bars in my surrounding area, which he started, are still in the Lietsch name...because he passed the business down to his 10th child/1st son. I feel like he gyp'd us.

Sidenote #1: One of the girl's (my great aunt) had a daughter who married Lou Holtz's son...which is why I am a Notre Dame Irish fan and not a Hawkeye/Cyclone fan. I've never met my cousin, Lou Holtz, Lou Holtz's grandchildren (my blood relatives), etc...but have been a Notre Dame fan nevertheless.

Sidnote #2: When you have a situation like that (your mom's mom being the 9th daughter of a family which consisted of 16 children, 2 of which were boys), you have to do a family lineage check on every chick you bring home before you get married or whatever. Shit, one time I got this hot chick all the way to my parent's driveway, just to discuss family lineage with her and find out that we were 3rd cousins...which promptly put the brakes on both of our mojos. It used to be frustrating. In my day, I'd literally be macking on chicks and things would be going well, until I'd ask if they had a Great Grandpa Lietsch....which they did...we were cousins. Some of them were crazy to the point where they didn't even give a shit...but I sure as shit did...I have no motives of introducing any inbred Jed's into the world.

It's hard to keep track of shit when 13 of your great aunts married into different last names.

Small town?