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This morning in the DJ Household:
"Riiiing.....Riiiiiing......Riiiing...."
DJ's Wife: "Hello, um, just a minute. Derrick, it's Larry Johnson. He wants to talk to you..."
DJ: "Tell him I'm not home. Tell him I'm at Arrowhead lifting weights...."
DJ's Wife: "He wants to borrow some money. Something about no more cakn patna...."
DJ: "Oh Sh*t..... he musta heard about my contract extension"
DJ's Wife: "He says he'll call back this afternoon... and that you his new Jay-Zee, whatever that means"
DJ: "I hate jock sniffers and hangers on..."
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