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Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER
I would like to infiltrate Arrowhead, kidnap Alex Smith, tie him up in a burlap sack, take him to China and dump him in the Yangtze river.
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Seeing how you're just some kid in Texas, you're going to need a 20.
***10***
That went about how I expected it to.
On your way up I-44, you hit a cop car when texting distracts you off the road.
The cop finds rope, burlap, a passport, a crate, and a topographical map of the Yangtze.
Your items have been confiscated, your car impounded, and you reside in a jail somewhere northeast of Tulsa, Oklahoma.