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Originally Posted by Nightfyre
I wish to fetch a cow, load it into a catapult and launch it over a large keep wall in order to hit a party of knights demanding a holy grail outside the keep.
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Given that the gravity in this world is considerably lighter, this is a relatively simple task, albeit one that is not going to do much damage to the knights. I'll give it 11 out of 20.
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The catapult snaps, as the cow rolls lifelessly off of it to your feet.
PETA arrives at the scene. Your countrymen, fearless in the face of war, are pussies in the face of animal rights activists, and they scurry in all directions, leaving you to answer for your abuse of innocent livestock.