[FloridaChief]

Originally Posted by sd4chiefs

1.) Open and close a bar.

Done it, but only once. Would like to do it again,sometime...

2.) Go on a bender.

Done

3.) Drink a fifth of hard liquor, by yourself, in one day.

[b]Crown Royal, on more than one occasion[/b[

4.) Dance like a fool in front of a large hooting crowd.

Never done this. Never wanted too.

5.) Spend a night in the drunk tank.

See #4

6.) Get drunk on the grave of your hero.

Never done this.

7.) Buy a crowded bar a round.

Have done this on many merry occasions

8.) Embark on an impromptu road trip.
Not ever

9.) Get 86’d from a bar.

Was asked to leave from a pub once, but never been bodily thrown out...

10.) Extravagantly overtip a bartender.

Done and done

11.) Walk up to an attractive stranger way out of your league and buy him or her a drink.

Yes, with mixed results

12.) Conspire an afterhours at your favorite bar.

No, never

Okay, I'll skip a bunch I'm not interested in...


20.) Sit in on an A.A. meeting.

This one kinda interests me, from a perverse point of view...

21.) Hit a dozen bars in one night.

Please...ever been to Duvall St in Key West? Have done a dozen+ bars in 55 minutes...

24.) Juice on the job.

I think not. My attraction to alcohol is not expanded by the possibility of unemployment

34.) Spend half a paycheck on a single bottle of liquor.

See below

36.) Try absinthe.

And *what* exactly is this absinthe stuff?...

38.) Work at least a week as a bartender.

I wanna! I wanna!

40.) Go to your place of worship loaded.

Intriguing...