12-19-2012, 11:31 AM
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Mindful Taoist German
Join Date: Aug 2000
Casino cash: $8081662
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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP
LAZ: I'M A BILLIONAIRE. I HAVE FOUR WIVES AND THEY'RE ALL VICTORIA SECRET MODELS. I ONCE DUNKED ON LEBRON JAMES. I DRINK TEBOW BLOOD FOR BREAKFAST AND HAVE LANCE ARMSTRONG INJECT ME IN THE ASS WITH STEROIDS FOR DESSERT. ON THE WEEKENDS I TRAVEL TO MY OWN PRIVATE ISLAND THAT IS LARGER THAN BOTH THE STATE OF RHODE ISLAND AND PEYTON MANNING'S FOREHEAD.
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Sounds like you...
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"He had no teeth, and he was slobbering all over himself. I'm thinking, 'You can have your money back, just get me out of here. Let me go be an accountant." I can't tell you how badly I wanted out of there."
Denver rookie QB John Elway, on Jack Lambert, after Lambert and the Steelers knocked Elway out of his first game as a pro (1983).
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Originally Posted by rico
I wish I always ended up at gay bars.
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