Simple.
I remove all of my clothing as danger brings me to full staff.
I calmly walk to the dresser where I put on my rabbit fur deer camp hat.
I pick up my Bad FutherMucker Wallet and a bottle of water.
I calmly stroll to the steps, breeze down the steps in near silence, sneak up behind the perp and drop my wallet in front of him and begin to recite a verse.....
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.....
At that point turns around to see me naked and angry and he truly knows...
