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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls
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"Tim can you save me from my cancer?"
"No but I can use the exploitation of my faith via powerful media conglomerates to con a bunch of top NFL coaches, execs, fans, and sponsors into giving me millions of dollars and trading up and drafting me in the first round so I can try to at least pretend like I can play the position."
"Hear that? Raindrops hitting the roof of this practice complex. "Excuse me while I take off my shirt and go outside for some laps." Sebastian....make sure the cameras are rolling. ESPN needs another Tebow story in about 20min."