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Russ Lande:
--You can never go wrong in skin-tight pleather
--Women who work in pornography have excellent fathers
--Hitler "did a lot of great things"
--Stalin revolutionized modern agricultural efficiency
--Salt water the best choice when marooned with a Jerry can full of fluids.
--Turpentine-soaked corn cobs outpace any flushable wipe for comfort
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"When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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