At least with a shitbag like Cleto you could say that the guy had good velocity and movement, so perhaps you could catch lightning in a bottle.
Salas is a righty throwing 90 with shit movement, has horrific off-speed offerings, and doesn't miss any bats.
I hope Salas takes a broken bottle of Iron City to the throat tonight.
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