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He looks like a fatter, straighter version of a roommate I had once. When he stopped paying his bills we had to kick him out. He never got his stuff, so we moved it all into the garage. While loading up the effects from his closet, we stumbled upon a stuffed animal with its asshole ripped out and a mother lode of gay pr0n. The most memorable title was Black ****ers Volume 47.
I miss college.
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"When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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