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Loochy files stress lawsuit

Loochy has sued his current employer for causing undue stress in his life. This stress has resulted in facial wrinkles, moderate hair loss, and a higher than desired bodyfat percentage. Additionally, this stress has caused blood pressure spikes that will undoubtedly result in major cardiac issues in the future.

Loochy's employer maintains that they give employees ample "work/life" balance and employees are encouraged to take vacation when needed.

Loochy refutes these claims and demands 5 trillion dollars in damages.