Okay, I can see you guys didn't like that idea, so how about this?
How about we convert the down and distance calls into bra sizes? That way, instead of say, a 3rd and 8, it would be a 34 C-Cup and 4th and 1 would be an F-Cup Double D?
Or, alternatively, we could just modify the helmets to look like tittahs? You know, paint them a flesh color and stick a nipplet right there on top? Something like that, maybe.
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