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A KSU grad use to drive around and when ever he would see a Chickenhawk walking down the street in his red and blue, he would swerve like he was going to hit him, then at the last second he would swerve away. One day he sees a priest walking down the street and he pulls over and ask him were he is going. The priest says he is going to St. Michaels Church, about 8 miles down the road. So deciding to do a good turn, he gives the priest a ride. Along the way he sees a Chickenhawk walking down the street, and out of habit swerved like he was going to hit him, then swerved back at the last second, but he heard a loud thud. He knew that he didn't hit the man, and looked in his mirror, but did not see the man anywhere. He suddenly remembered that he had the priest with him, and looked back in his van to see him. He said "sorry Father, I almost hit that Chickenhawk". The priest replied, "that's OK, I got him with the door"! :)
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