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Originally Posted by Gonzo
Kerberos:
1. Demi Lovato will die June 8th of self inflicted wounds.
2. Sir Richard Branson will die Aug 10th in a plane crash
3. Hugh Hefner will die July 3rd of heart attack while in bed with 3 women.
4. Ashton Kutcher will die Oct 12th after leaving the set of 2 and half men.
5. Charlie Sheen will die November 21st in Vegas hotel with 3 women and an ounce of cocaine.
6. Sarah Palin will die November 4th at the hand of a member of the TeaParty.
7. Lindsey Lohan will die December 3rd from OD of Drugs or Alchohol or both.
8. Willey Nelson will die September 20th in house fire.
9. Lawrence Fishburn will die April 15th while fishing in Mexico.
10. Ozzy Osbourne will die on June 19th in a back of a limo from drive by shooting.
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A better guess for Ozzie would be that a gigantic bat would bite his head off.