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Some guy in Virginia hit the Powerball in October for $200M. He just came forward to claim if, after five months, because he was "working with financial consultants".
What. The. F**k?
If I hit Powerball for $200M, I wouldn't wait five months. I wouldn't wait five f**king minutes. You could be hit by a bus. You could lose the ticket. You could get itchy ass cancer. What the f**k do you need to consult with a financial advisor for five f**king months about?!? Let's see: 1) spend some, 2) put the rest in a bank for a while. You have the rest of your life to divvy it up and figure out where you're gonna invest it.
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