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Originally Posted by tooge
Yeah, had he impaled his foot with a nice three or four by one inch piece of sharp wood, then yes, I would have laughed. Instead, Hootie, this video fits well with the Darwin award videos. This just "happened" to you a year ago? Your life won't seem so funny to you at some point.
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Yeah.
Here is a funny story about the "stop girl" aka my ex.
So about a week after the table incident...her parents were coming down for a "game day" (Illini football...no one cares so you just wake up at 8 AM and start getting ****ed up)
All of her friends were like "so Megan...how do you feel about your parents meeting Rick?"
Of course she was concerned. I'm me.
So uh...yeah. By about 10 AM...I was already 5 car bombs deep. I had already been kicked out of a bar.
So about 3 PM I meet her parents. Things go really well. Kind of. Her last boyfriend was a mute around the parents so they appreciated me actually talking to them and being somewhat personable.
6 PM.
Wasted. I'm so drunk...we're basically both passed out on her couch...and legend goes...somehow I had a bloody nose. I have no idea why. So I'm sitting on her couch, picking 'bloody boogars' out of my nose...and wiping them on her arm.
In front of her parents.
anyone care to guess why I'm always single?
I have a lot of fun Megan stories. She put up with a lot of shenanigans. We're still quite fond of one another.