[chris]

Originally Posted by lardass

Yes, at night when I lay beside a female form, I think of Roy. I think of all the things my life lacks because I do not have the safety, comfort and scholarly attributes of Roy. Oh Roy oh Roy, where have you gone? They just dont build them like that anymore. Tonight will be another lonely, empty of Roy night. The hours will pass and hopefully night will turn into day, and I will go on, living without Roy.

I pass my time, in a Royless prison.

STOP!!!!!! I can't take much more!!!