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Originally Posted by booger
She used to save our puby hair clippings. After a few months worth she tied them together and weaved her's and mine together into a dream catcher. She said it would give us an even better sex life if we hung it from the rear view mirror of my pontiac firebird.
That was great until she left the windows down and a couple of black birds stole it for a nest. She never forgave herself. She went on a journey obsessed with finding those birds. She planned to get back the dream catcher and pluck the guilty birds of all of their feathers and draw pictures of dicks on them with a sharpie before setting them free again. That was 8 years ago and i haven't seen her since.
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I SAID I DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW.
I was lying, though. Thanks for the tips!