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Originally Posted by Rain Man
One of each. The one where Winchester had the record player and the one where Burns temporarily ran the camp.
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Well that simplifies things. The following list would be quickly done, employing my sub 4.4 40 yd dash speed.
1. Unplug bedroom lamp. Cut the cord off with the bowie knife; making sure that a good inch of wire was exposed at the non-plug end .
2. Cut a hole in the bottom of one of the Japanese stacking boxes. (Sorry this is so obvious.)
3. Snake exposed end of cord thru hole in Japanese stacking box. Place box next to bathroom sink (with lid on).
4. Using the organic toothpaste, write "cash" on lid of altered Japanese stacking box.
5. Plug cord into the GFI circuit near the bathroom sink.
6. Carefully create big puddle of water on the floor in front of sink w/o touching the electrified Japanese stacking box.
7. Leave electric toothbrush on and place the working toothbrush on the back of the toilet tank. This will be loud enough to garner the intruder's attention.
8. Go back to bedroom.
9. Construct a proper mace from the bat and knife. (Duct tape in nightstand. Left over from "date night" with the SO.)
10. Hide behind bedroom door with newly fashioned medieval weapon.
11. Be quiet.
12. Wait for intruder to investigate noise in bathroom.
13. Wait for intruder to see the "cash" box in bathroom and unwittingly move into the puddle of water to investigate the found treasure.
14. Wait for intruder to greedily open "cash" box and get the shock of his life.
15. Bum rush "shocked" intruder and disembowel him with mace.
16. Return to living room to watch M*A*S*H episode where Harry Morgan plays the crazy General Steele.