Guys have their...
cell phones... Um, pocket.
BlackBerries... Not me.
wallets... See cell phones.
checkbooks... Who the hell carries a checkbook around?
sunglasses... Wait, I'm sensing a trend here. Metrosexuals don't have pockets at all, do they?
body spray... WTF....just WTF.
you name it. Okay, I will. They ignored the pocketknife.
And the 21st century guy wants to put it somewhere special.
Don't care how special it looks to him, I'm still not bending over to pick up his dropped murse.
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