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True Story:
I got a powered airplane for Christmas when I was 12. I named it the "Crack Baby". On its maiden flight it caught a draft of wind and sailed several hundred extra yards into a partially frozen pond, its final resting place. So dieth the Crack Baby.
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"When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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