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Yeah that's it.
I have no idea what casual, premarital sex would be about.
Casual sex isn't the problem. Its the method you're using and your lack of situational awareness that is the problem.
Douche, I was slaying poon in my mid teens, pillaging vagina villages throughout college, conquering cootertown in multiple states for a decade afterwards, have had more dates in 1 week than you've had in your entire life to date and have managed to locate and keep an attractive, sane, intelligent, honest woman until death do we part.
I've been out with awesome chics, skanks, nutjobs, druggies, bobbleheads, young and older of various colors of the rainbow. I've been in good situations and found myself in situations I had no business being in. I've spent weeks and months in pursuit of some and minutes to success with others.
I wouldn't have anything of value to offer a mother's-house dwelling socially inept skinsuit with alleged carnal knowledge of exactly 1 dickholster. One. You're so bad at sex that after only 2 visits, even SHE wants to bring in someone else to get her off.
If this were a drivers license, you haven't even passed the test for your permit. You're floundering in Drivers' ed, dismissing driving tips from Mario Andretti, Bill Elliot and John Force.
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