08-13-2018, 12:37 PM
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The Seated Villain
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Originally Posted by tooge
Mower will get 10 miles for sure if it's a rider. He will never get the clamshell plastic off though, so FMB should win. Only problem is, FMB has a bum leg right now and there is quite a bit of distance between them. If a very small hole can be opened in the plastic, enough to reach a hand in fire up the mower, then, the PTO should be able to be engaged, as the plastic would be putting pressure on the seat. That should then open a huge hole in the front as the blades tear their way out. THen it'd be pretty easy to pry open, chase down the hobbled FMB, and run his ass down as he hopelessly tries to throw the stars as he hops away, using the baton as a cane. Sorry FMB, but this wont end well
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It's the baton in the clamshell, not the mower.
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