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Old 07-12-2014, 12:00 AM   #3584
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Actually only one. They kinda scare me, tbh.
Yeah....I can imagine them being very....persistent.

I've been with one overweight girl in my days. An overweight white girl.... Worst decision ever. I had to imagine a hot chick while doing it with her...had to have my eyes closed and everything. I didn't even want to do it. I was a Freshman in college and I had this fatty who just wouldn't lay off or take a hint. My friends (who had all been with fatties...I think it was one of those "misery wants company type of deals") all convinced my drunken self that I had some sort of reversed beer goggles going on. They actually convinced my drunk ass that she was actually hotter than I perceived her at the moment and I was so stupid drunk that I believed them. And I had intercourse with her....and with my eyes closed, I had to think of a different chick to maintain a chub.

It was awful. My friends made fun of me for a few weeks and that fat girl stalked me for the next 3.5 years of college. Fat girls be crazy, yo...not worth it.
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