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Old 12-29-2006, 01:24 AM   #6
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something worse than death..

like living in a sand filled cave with no pr0n, no good food ..

i mean i love lamb and goat but to be forced to eat it every day in the hills/mountians of the middle east.. no thanks.. i spent time with the bedowins and well it would suck to do for an extended period of time

here is some other random shit i will put in this post...


Saddam Forced To Watch South Park

Saddam Hussein, according to Trey Parker and Matt Stone (the creators of South Park), is being forced to watch the animated movie South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut in his prison cell. Now this is interesting (for those who haven’t seen the movie or heard of the Comedy Central series) because in “Bigger Longer and Uncut” Saddam Hussein is one of the main characters. In fact, he is the Devil’s dildo-loving, homosexual lover.

(Yahoo News) Former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein is being made to watch his appearance in cult cartoon South Park while he is behind bars. The deposed leader on trial in Iraq was featured in the movie spin-off as the lover of the devil. South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut featured Hussein and Satan attempting to take over the world together.

Speaking at the Edinburgh International Television Festival, South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone said US Marines guarding the former dictator during his trial for genocide were making him watch the movie "repeatedly".



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Mr. Garrison: Welcome to Muslim-Sensitivity Training. It is important for us to understand why the Muslim feel the way they do, and why we can never show an image of Muhammad….

Mr. Garrison: Let's all look at why Muslims are upset: [turns and picks up a stick of chalk] First of all, in the Muslim religion, you're not allowed to have what? [no response] Sex. Good. [writes "NO SEX" on the board] There's no sex until marriage in the Muslim world. Now, this would be fine except that in the Muslim religion you also can't... Anybody? [no response] Jack off. [writes "NO JACKING OFF" on the board] Okay, jacking it is strictly forbidden in the Muslim religion. And what do we know about the places Muslims live? They live in? [no response] Good, sand. [writes "SAND" on the board] Now put yourself in the shoes of a Muslim. It's Friday night, but you can't have sex, and you can't jack off. There's sand in your eyes and probably in the crack of your ass, and then some cartoon comes along from a country where people are getting laid, and mocks your prophet. Well you know what? I'd be pretty pissed off too!
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