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Originally Posted by gblowfish
Mike Dixon is at home in his mom's basement, furiously fapping while he thinks about impregnating his tutor then pushing her down a staircase.
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Frank Haith is sitting in his athletic dept office, fantasizing about having added Mike Dixon's 13.5 ppg and what that would have meant to his won loss record, and NCAA seed this year.
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