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You know what? **** it. Don't fire Pioli.
Make him become a part of the organization he built. Force him to go into a new parking lot and restrict his elevator access. Hire CIA security guards to keep him away from the field. Go into his office and find any trash lying around, then grill him in front of the entire office for not being clean enough. Wiretap his office. Then hire an incompetent executive assistant, and when he asks for her to be fired, tell him his only other option is Tyler Palko.
Oh, and make him a peanut butter jelly sandwich, and smear the bread with jelly.
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