In honor of WarPaint Illustrated
I have some seriously nasty gas. It's been going on for nearly 1 week straight. My poops float and don't sink. And, the volume of poop is low by comparison of my other 15K poops I have taken in my life.
All that said, I am due a major bodily explosion, and I'm hopeful that today is THE day. Wish me luck!
Gawd, I love the off-season (which always begins in early January for Chiefs fans.........)
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