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More from the San Diego Newspaper:
The San Diego "Chargers" will be playing "football" tonight. The "Chargers" are a local "football" team comprised primarily of people who are not from here. If you are like most of our readers, you are unfamiliar with the game of "football". "Football" is similar to surfing except that, rather than a surfboard, participants use a "ball" that is shaped like two, overstuffed, black bean tacos stuck together. Through gratuitous, violent conflict, "football players" attempt to move the "ball" from one place to another. Sometimes they are successful and sometimes they are not. Occasionally, people will attend the "football games". These people are called "fans".
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