[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Direckshun

That's pretty easy picking. Walking into a tavern, and asking a question. That's like a 2 out of 24.

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Oof. You clearly came to the tavern already wasted.

You stumbled in like a drunken oaf, stinking of manure. Where the hell were you getting drunk? And what the hell were you drinking?

You immediately fall over when you enter, slamming into a table and making a ridiculous spectacle.

As a couple men hoist your drunk ass out of the tavern, an elf comes to your rescue, and convinces the men to leave you alone.

You ask where the white women are at, but you are so wasted, the elf can only determine the words "white women."

He admits he's banged a few, and he just assumes you want to purchase a prostitute.

There's an alley out back, he said. But it is ****ing filthy. Only whores the caliber of Direckshun's whore of a mother go there.

I would like to avoid syphilis. I have 20 gold coins and a +2 magic condom.