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we go to the same bar every Sunday for $1 beers during football season...$1 12 oz beers
we'd get our tab after the 3 PM games...
we'd ****ing just start laughing
one time we all got our tabs...mine had 14 $1 beers. My buddy Taylor had 12 $1 beers. My fatass friend Darren had 24 $1 beers. Twenty ****ing four. In 6 hours.
And we managed to get kicked out of trivia at the next bar. We went...were on a team...they'd ask a question (and everyone took it so serious) and we'd blurt out the most insane/ridiculous answer possible...
Guy comes over and looks at me and says "one more word and you're out..." He walks away and fatass says something under his breath and he turns around and is like "YOU'RE OUT OF HERE!" pointing at me...I'm like..."uhhhh" and fatass is like "haha that was me." And the guy was like, "fine, you're both out!" So we're getting escorted out and fatass gets the attention of all 100 people in the beer garden...literally...and shouts, "I'LL SUCK ALL YOUR DICKS!" It was great.
And then we went to the next bar and pounded about 15 contusions (tequilla soaked in pineapple)...
and by this time I'm gone
but apparently I did something SO APPAULING that when I try and step foot in this bar, to this day, they don't let me in...
Literally. I moved to Dallas. Came back for Christmas 6 months later...thought..."no way they remember me."
Ordered 3 beers. Dude sees me and like SPRINTS at me and was like "you know you can't come in here!"
I was like oooook. Relax.
None of us remember what I did. But I assume it was rape.
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