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Originally Posted by GoChiefs
Interesting analysis, but I'm none of those things.
I'm just a nice guy who secretly talks about girls like an asshole on the internet. In person I'm afraid to even drop an f-bomb...unless they do it first.  |
As I've said before, I think that's part of your problem. Nothing is secret on the Internet. I think the chicks are Googling you and finding the stuff you post here.
And, by the way, I'm not sure anyone's ever told you this but.... "talking about girls like an asshole", unless you're either 12 or a total misogynistic Neanderthal f**ktard, really doesn't impress anyone. Except for, respectively, other 12-year-olds or other total misogynistic Neanderthal f**ktards. In any case, it won't help you get laid. At all. Ever.
It's not as complicated as you make it. As has been said:
1.) Be yourself. If you're shy, be shy. If you're a nerd, be a nerd. If you're ambiguously metrosexual, well... you get the point. Don't act like something you're not. She's gonna find out anyway. They always do. Unless you're, like, Dexter, 'cause he can hide that serial-killer thing pretty good. But most of us aren't that good at it.
2.) Don't be desperate for sex. They can smell it like cheap cologne. I'm not saying you don't have to WANT sex; don't be asexual, or they'll think you're weird. But don't give off the vibe that it's all you're looking for. In other words...
3.) Talk to them like they're just people, and you're not attempting to get laid. Act like the fact that they have boobies and a vajayjay is inconsequential. Just try to be friendly, and seem like a nice guy. Because most men are trying to get laid, whereas most women are actually looking for a nice guy, someone who won't treat them like shit, someone who will maybe appreciate them, you know... chick stuff. Frankly, women can replace us with a cucumber or a vibrator for the most part, and if it's just casual sex they want, well, women know they can get that any time, anywhere. They're not going on dates for that; they're going on dates to see if they can find someone to f**k who might ALSO call them back the next day, and want to do some non-f**king stuff like just go for dinner or see a movie or something. I know, it's weird.