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26. Girls will say "we all know physical attraction is important" which is code word for "i want a hot guy" lol. Ok, so us guys should be allowed to say "we all know sexual satisfaction is important, and i wanna test drive a car before buying it". Guys dont care about looks, they care about SEX. You rarely see a hot girl dating an ugly guy, but you see TONS of handsome men dating ugly girls. TONS.

27. If you want a good guy, then stop being a total b!tch to the good guys. Many of you will sit around criticizing/bashing nice guys all day, and if you lose a nice guy then you move on right away. Yet the guys who hurt you, you keep going back to and speaking nicely of, and if you lose him, you cry for months. Now if you were a guy, what would this tell you? "Hmm, why should I be nice to girls, when nice guys get treated like dirt by girls? I'll be a jerk, cuz those guys get girls!". Exactly. Why dont you girls go bash the guys who hurt, cheat, lie, play girls all the time? Oh wait, thats right, those guys GET girls, lol.

28. Nice guys arent 'boring', nice guys just know how to enjoy life WITHOUT being stupid. If you think nice guys are boring, you WILL think husbands/marriages are boring. Jerks are boyfriend (fun to be around) types, and nice guys are husband (committed) types. So take your pick.

29. Girls think about love and marriage their whole young life, then get married thinking its so easy, and when they realize it isnt, they divorce (women do call for the majority of divorces). Then girls turn "publicly" horny (around 30ish). They dont call it the Dirty 30s for nothing. Seriously, i cant count how many girls i know under 25, dated a guy, and broke up because "i realize this is hard and i just wanna have fun". Its sickening. I laugh everytime I see a girl getting married under 25, I really do feel for her, I can almost guarantee she'll be divorced within 15 years. But like i said earlier, guys know what theyre doing. Propose, get what you want, have affairs for the first 15 years, then commit. Laugh all you want, but thats how many guys do it.

30. Girls say they want a "man". Well guess what, men want a "woman". So what MAN wants to date an aggressive, fighter, tough girl with loads of rough tattoos, bad attitude, and party lifestyle?

31. "We dont like insecure, bitter, whiny guys".....yet you like drunks, partiers, tough guys, criminals, poor useless guys. Dressing skanky shows insecurity, and girls whine more than anyone. "Girls dont like this, girls dont like you because..." ...hmm, well i guess girls like to be cheated on, because thats all they go for. So these "girls dont like" philosophies ARENT working.

32. "Omg, you gotta give people chances, lighten up, bla bla bla". Ugh, I know you all think we live in a perfect world full of great people, but we dont. Try watching the news. People will screw you over left and right. Nowadays, you HAVE TO be stubborn. (Also, please, girls are far more picky than guys are anyway. All a girl has to do to get a guy is spread her legs.) People who are way too laid back, will get screwed over easily when theyre in their 30s/40s.

33. Dating isnt a game, but sadly its turning into a game with rules because girls are making it one. If a guy mentions anything about sex, politics, religion, money, government....hes out. If he doesnt pay on the first date, if he doesnt tell you what you want to hear, if he talks about his ex, jokes, calls right away....hes out. Thats dumb. You girls want to be accepted for who you are, yet you dont do the same for guys. You say you just want people to be themselves, then when they are, you run off because they arent following the (dumb) 'rules'.

34. I know many people like to diss on girls who have kids. In all seriousness, girls with kids tend to be more mature, since theyre more responsible. Sadly many guys date them for sex since their obviously experienced. But I guarantee with how easily girls fall for smooth talking, many will turn into single moms one day. Guys will do anything for sex, its up to the girl to say NO...unless you really like him, why not. But dont forget protection. I, sadly, have never fooled around with a single mom. I could go forever without sex, but i cant go a month without oral, lol.

35. Going dutch is the best way to go. Why should someone you've never met (and may not see again), pay for you? The easiest way to impress many guys is to pay for yourself, (NOT offer, just do it). If that pisses you off, its obvious all you want is a free meal.

36. I dont care if your best friend has been with the same guy for years, i know tons of guys in long term relationships who are cheating, yet the girl thinks hes the perfect guy. Guys can cheat under your nose, and you wont see it.

37. "Were you just staring at my ass?".....umm, yes. Thats what we guys do. I realize its mostly high school girls who do this, but stop threatening to call the cops on a guy who stares at your ass, or hits on you too much. The cops DONT care. You wont scare a guy that way.

38. "You're nice and all, but i decided im not looking for a bf."....lame way of rejecting someone, ladies. We all know the moment a tall hot guy comes along, you'll suddenly want a boyfriend, lol. Any girl who says she doesnt want a bf, is lying. ALL girls want a bf. "My friends made me go on this site and create a profile"......no, they didnt. There's nothing wrong with online dating....just admit you're looking, its okay!

39. Good guys are not easy to find, I know many of you girls like to pretend to think they are, but they arent. So its best to keep one when you find one, or it may be another 'forever' til you find another one. High expectations leads to failure, so just stop expecting so much and realize that good guy is hard to find, and keep him. Eventually the more you bond, the more you'll like him and find him attractive....rather than ditch him because he isnt fun enough, then whine about how you cant find a good guy, lol.

40. Huge rule. Stop being cockteasers! Finish what you start. There's no better way to cause a guy to hate you and spread rumors than to start blowing, then stopping. Or to act all dirty, then doing nothing. How do you feel when you're horny as hell and then the guy goes "sorry no"?? If you're with a guy, alone in your house/apartment, etc.....I guarantee all hes thinking about is "i wanna get with this girl". Eventually, you girls will hit 40, and realize all the guys you dated, just wanted "one" thing.

41. "I dont care what anyone thinks".....oh yes, you do. Females are drama queens, they DO care. Like all the other things, the girls who say they dont care, are typically the ones who care....too much.

42. "I like dancing"......ALL girls do. Sadly, nobody considers bending over and strutting your stuff to be dancing. So no, you dont dance. "I gave up on trying to meet a decent guy at the parties, bars and clubs"........took you long enough!

43. I and many guys I know have looked in churches, gyms, work, classes, social events, etc.....and yeah, deep down inside, all girls ARE the same. Its hilarious how, all the girls ive been on dates with, all the girls my guy friends have been out with, eventually all end up saying and doing the exact same things! For instance, ive received many messages from this post, and ive got 14 different girls saying "wow its so refreshing to see an honest guy". They said the SAME thing, lol. "Refreshing". lol. Whats even more sad is, the majority of the girls who write me telling me they agree and theyre so different, end up being no different, if not WORSE, lol. The only kind of girls ive met who seem a little different so far, are Asians and Mormons, lol. But mormons dont do oral sex. And asians, well they look damn good in mini skirts.

44. "I didnt feel a click or connection on our date".....umm, you expect a connection and spark on a first date? Were you and your best friends, best friends right away? "First date? Hmm, how about a beach, picnic, mountain?".....where do you see a beach around here?! Mountains? And picnic...??

45. "What girl wants to date a guy who talks shit about girls?!".....i guess you dont want ANY guy then, because all guys do it, just not publicly. See, the more ignorant girls are, the more ass a guy gets. So guys WANT girls to be ignorant. "Nobody likes a person who stereotypes, judges, generalizes, whines and is bitter". Oh well, i guess you dont like anyone then. We all do it. Girls especially! Whoa wait....girls have boobs??? No way!

46. You wanna know how you can tell if you really are commited? Since girls have to go out so much, lol....sit in your room with your boyfriend everyday for oh so many months, just staring at each other and the walls, not talking, not doing anything. I guarantee most guys will last. Girls though, after a few hours will be whining about going out, lol. If you can last months doing that everyday, well, call yourself committed. You know what I love? Seeing a couple in public. The girl is always the one talking and looking all excited, whereas the guy is beside her or behind her acting like he doesnt give a shit, lol.

47. You hang out with tons of guys and friends, so how come one of those guys hasnt asked you out if you're so good?? Cuz you're not. Oh and ladies, I know you think you know guys very well, but you dont. I dont care if 100% of your friends are guys, YOU.DONT.KNOW.GUYS. Guys are totally different when a girl is around, than when its just them and their boyzzzzz.

48. Ok, perhaps we guys are wrong about all of this, but if we are, how come you're STILL single and STILL meeting jerks? Its different for guys, because yes, good guys do finish last. (I had to say that, because unfortunately with how girls are these days, you gotta SPELL everything out for them otherwise theyll never understand it, lol.) "Okay well im not arguing your ad, because many of it is true, but guys are no different!". Umm, yes they are. Girls are difficult. Guys arent. Its amazing, some of the guys I chill with, sometimes i just sit there and do nothing (dont go anywhere), yet they keep calling me to chill with them. Girls though, if i dont talk once or dont go out one time, i'll never hear from her again, lol. Its called "expecting way too much". Girls are drama queens, and characters.

49. There is nothing wrong with friends with benefits, its just many people forget the "friend" part. Its the same as dating, minus the heartbreak at the end. Sex is the most natural, normal thing alive. If you and a guy like one another (even if its a first date), go for it! You know you want to. I know many people who fooled around on day one, and are now married.

50. So you may be wondering who I am. Im big on trust, affection, loyalty, and compromise. No drama, games, or trouble at all. I wont spoil her, i like going dutch at first, oral sex and mini skirts are my favorite things ever, i dont date a girl unless i can see myself with her for a long time. Im a big fan of "treat people the way you want to be treated", and i dont want to be heartbroken, cheated, lied to, or played...so...I wont do it to someone. If all I wanted was sex, id admit it. Why? Because I see no point to lying, eventually you're gonna get caught, and its gonna hurt even more down the road, so id rather be upfront.

Im sure the girls this is targeted towards, wont understand or retain a word from it, lol. But do you REALLY need to turn 40 to realize all of this?