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Why the **** do pro athletes get married? My god. If I had pussy getting thrown at me like that, no way I would have gotten married. It would have been "Baby, I love you, but there's no chance in hell I can do this right now."
****ing idiots. Just bang as much strange as you can for ten years and settle down at 33. Jeez, I did that and I'm not even a millionaire superstar who travels eight months out of the year.
Shit, I just chastised my nephew for getting married at 21, and he doesn't have hundreds of unbelievably hot women lined up to lick his balls. He's just a guy.
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