55. Halfcan
Here is a simple man with simple tastes. Not many interesting wrinkles to this guy. I suppose his preference for battered women is kind of interesting, but I would categorize that as more sad than interesting.
Former n00b of the year? Is that interesting? Not really. I mean, crazycoffey won one for ****'s sake, and Inmem is forever distraught that he lost to Sorter.
A huge flaming Chiefs homer? Mediocre English skills? Getting really ****ing jacked up and excited for The Expendables 2?
What can I really say about him? He's BigChiefDave minus 20 or 30 IQ points.
He's Dayze without the wit or the unemployment checks.
He's HogFarmer without the boar jizz.
He's the male version of luv. He's Reerun KC's evil twin brother.
He's Halfcan.