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Colonel Joseph R. Philbin, Commanding Officer, National Football League, Miami, Florida.
Have you ever spent time on a football team, son? Ever served on an offensive line?
Ever put your block in another lineman's hands, ask him to put his block in yours? We run plays, son. We run plays or people get sacked.
Son, we live in a world that has offensive lines, and those lines have to be filled by 350-pound men with helmets. Who's gonna do it? You?
I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Martin, and you curse the Dolphins' o-line. You have that luxury.
You have the luxury of not knowing what coaches know. That Martin's departure, while tragic, probably saved Ryan Tannehill's life.
And Richie Incognito's existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves quarterbacks' lives
You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about on Twitter, you want him on that line. YOU NEED HIM ON THAT LINE.
We use words like shiver, rip technique, smash. We use those words as a backbone of a life spent defending quarterbacks.
You use them as a comment on Pro Football Talk.
I have neither the TIME nor the INCLINATION to EXPLAIN MYSELF to a man who rises and sleeps under the fandom of the very team I coach..
..and then bitches on Twitter about the way I provide it.
I would rather you just said "thank you" and bought a season ticket.
Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a helmet, and stand at left tackle
Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you football fans think you're entitled to.
*Did you order the code red?* YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT I DID! - Joe Philbin