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Ok so I officially ended things (pretty poorly) last night.
I wanted to have sex so I hit her up to hang out, and she bought us tickets to a comedy club. I wasn't really down to go do anything, I'm not really cool with getting dumped and being asked to still go on dates.
Anyways, she got us tickets to a comedy club, we sat in the front row. A funny ass comic asked how long we've been dating when he was doing his dating routine. I told him we just broke up, and he asked, "Why, Matt?"
I told him the shirt story and within a minute there were 50+ people laughing at my ex. It was the greatest.
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