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I'd rather hang out with Pitbull, Big & Rich, and Dane Cook on a week-long Bud Light Cruise, than hang out for 5 minutes with Marshall Henderson at a strip club offering free handjobs.
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Bacon-wrapped shrimp: My first-favorite food wrapped around my third-favorite food. I'd go to a banquet in honor of those Somali pirates if they served bacon-wrapped shrimp.
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