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Old 10-12-2017, 09:34 PM   #112
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A few years ago in a grocery store parking lot, I saw an older man that appeared to be in his mid-to-late 60s yelling at a younger man who appeared to be in his mid-20s. Apparently the older man did not appreciate the younger man's failure to place his cart in the corral. Words were exchanged, middle fingers were extended and a tussle broke out.

The younger man appeared to be having the best of it before they tumbled to the ground. At that point the young guy jumped up screaming. His face and chest were covered in feces. Probably some urine too. The old man's colostomy bag had gotten disconnected in the fray. Another guy and myself were about to jump in and help the old man. We were both glad that we didn't jump in before the shit really started flying...

Moral of the story? If an old man tells you to put your cart in the corral, you better do it.
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