[BlackHelicopters]

Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER

Had a really weird dream with Alex Smith and Andy Reid.

In the dream Andy Reid has been captured by Denver Broncos Nazis. He's being held in a castle in Colorado. Alex Smith decides he's going to rescue Andy Reid.

Alex Smith makes it to the castle. Reid's room is booby-trapped. Alex gets to the room next to Reid's and opens the window, and uses his whip to swing out onto the opposite wall and then through Reid's window.

As he crashes through the window, Reid throws a McDonalds wrapper at him in fright.

"Junior, is that you?"

"Yes, sir!" replies Alex Smith.

"What are you doing here?"

"I came here to save you."

Suddenly Broncos Nazis bust in the front door of the room and confront Reid and Smith with guns.

"Mr. Smith. You have the Chiefs playbook in your pocket?"

Reid laughs.

"You dolt! Do you really think junior would be stupid enough to bring our playbook all the way here, into the hands of the enemy? You didn't did you?"

Smith looks sheepish.

"Well, uh.."

Reid looks angry.

"You did? I should have mailed it to Matt Cassel."

Smith looks angry now.

"LISTEN! I CAME HERE TO SAVE YOU! AND-"

Smith grabs a machine gun from one of the Broncos Nazis. He sprays the room with bullets. The Broncos Nazis scream.

The smoke clears, however, and all the soldiers are standing, unharmed. Alex Smith has missed every one of them.

Alex Smith and Andy Reid are shot dead by the Broncos Nazis, who march away with the Chiefs playbook.

FIN

He even missed the Nazi one yard away?