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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Good. I really don't want him or his toenail painting, manicure having, eyebrow waxing, ass shaving, 20 pair of shoes having pansy ass around.
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Which brings me to snippet No. 2.
Every day when I walk through Union Station, I am assailed by numerous posters advertising FACIAL CREAM FOR MEN.
Curiously, the guy in the poster looks very much like the pussy in alarm company commercial - an effeminant, grinning little girlie-man who looks like he just wiped a large amount of a different kind of cream off his chin.
These posters just make me want to beat the shit out of somebody.
As I have dry skin, I occasionally use hand lotion ON MY FRIGGIN HANDS to keep my skin from cracking. But the day will NEVER come when I feel compelled to lube up my face to give myself that chipper, metrosexual glow.
Facial lotion for men. What is the fucking world coming to?
