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Who are we to question the wisdom of the kcnut's thread titles? He draws his inspiration from a higher, more homophobic football power. So let the thread be started, so let it be done!
Now...it's time to pray:
"Dear lord, we pray that we may win this game today. We ask lord that nobody on our side is seriously injured. We know that we are the best team. We ask that you allow us to win this game.
(To the players)
The lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it, because that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and bundle of stickss. Alright lift your heads boys, prayers over. I talked to God. I'm through talking to God, now I'm talking to you. You're gonna be out there in front of your families, the student body, every girl you ever had a hard on for is gonna be out there today but you will not be going to no sock-hop tonight boys, you will not get no honey on your stinger if you don't go out there and bust your ass. Because this is it. This is the big one. I want you to taste it. I want you to smell it son. There's winners and there's nothing else. I don't give a shit what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser you go live in Russia. I'm not a loser. I'm a winner. I'm an American. Who wants to be John Wayne? Who wants to grab a root and hang on? Who wants to get a mean on? Get a mean on son. Let me see you get a mean on son. Now who wants it? I want to know, who wants this? Who wants to get a mean on? Who wants it? Let's go!"
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